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	<title>Dead Ends</title>
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	<description>Updated Monday, Wednesday and Friday.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Promoted</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/28/promoted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/28/promoted/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-28.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Wow. Aoefe is a manager too! What d&#8217;you know?
9 more to go, folks. I&#8217;m practically oozing with excitement.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/28/promoted/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-28.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Wow. Aoefe is a manager too! What d&#8217;you know?</p>
<p>9 more to go, folks. I&#8217;m practically oozing with excitement.</p>
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		<title>Update?</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/26/update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Haha! Yeah, I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s like Wednesday already and there&#8217;s 3 comic strips missing.
Watch out - by Friday the site will be updated with last Friday&#8217;s, Monday&#8217;s and today&#8217;s strip, as well as Friday&#8217;s. I&#8217;ve been lax, it&#8217;s true, but I&#8217;m working like a furious beaver to replenish the deficit. Keep checking back, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha! Yeah, I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s like Wednesday already and there&#8217;s 3 comic strips missing.</p>
<p>Watch out - by Friday the site will be updated with last Friday&#8217;s, Monday&#8217;s and today&#8217;s strip, as well as Friday&#8217;s. I&#8217;ve been lax, it&#8217;s true, but I&#8217;m working like a furious beaver to replenish the deficit. Keep checking back, and if you&#8217;re a member of the <a href="http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=43674405335">Facebook group</a>, or <a href="http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/Dead-Ends/35661485243">listed as a fan</a>, then you&#8217;ll get the update notices sent straight to you!</p>
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		<title>Neunzig</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/26/neunzig/</link>
		<comments>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/26/neunzig/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/26/11262008/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/26/neunzig/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-26.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>The 90th post! I really didn&#8217;t think I&#8217;d make it this far. Course, it was touch and go at one point.
You know what this means, children? Only 10 more left in the series. It&#8217;s all building up to something, I tell thee.
Ain&#8217;t karma a bitch? Course, if karma really did work, Mac would have a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/26/neunzig/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-26.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>The 90th post! I really didn&#8217;t think I&#8217;d make it this far. Course, it was touch and go at one point.</p>
<p>You know what this means, children? Only 10 more left in the series. It&#8217;s all building up to something, I tell thee.</p>
<p>Ain&#8217;t karma a bitch? Course, if karma really did work, Mac would have a big one brewing right now&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Take the blue pill&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/24/take-the-blue-pill/</link>
		<comments>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/24/take-the-blue-pill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/24/11242008/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/24/take-the-blue-pill/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-24.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Yeah, so I couldn&#8217;t think of anything better for the sidebar or the blog title than a generic Matrix quote. Sue me.
You&#8217;d think Bernard&#8217;s eyes would be well adjusted to the wonderful variety of the internet. I guess some things just don&#8217;t ever need to be seen.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/24/take-the-blue-pill/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-24.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Yeah, so I couldn&#8217;t think of anything better for the sidebar or the blog title than a generic Matrix quote. Sue me.</p>
<p>You&#8217;d think Bernard&#8217;s eyes would be well adjusted to the wonderful variety of the internet. I guess some things just don&#8217;t ever need to be seen.</p>
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		<title>Thank you for smoking</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/21/thank-you-for-smoking/</link>
		<comments>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/21/thank-you-for-smoking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/21/11212008/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/21/thank-you-for-smoking/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-21.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>The one sign I don&#8217;t really get. A bit assumptive, don&#8217;t you think? What if you are smoking? It can&#8217;t really be thanking you.
People I hate include those who don&#8217;t ask you to stop what you&#8217;re doing; instead they snidily remark that this is what you should be doing. Old people should just mind their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/21/thank-you-for-smoking/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-21.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>The one sign I don&#8217;t really get. A bit assumptive, don&#8217;t you think? What if you are smoking? It can&#8217;t really be thanking you.</p>
<p>People I hate include those who don&#8217;t ask you to stop what you&#8217;re doing; instead they snidily remark that this is what you should be doing. Old people should just mind their own damn business.</p>
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		<title>Uber Loob?</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/19/uber-loob/</link>
		<comments>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/19/uber-loob/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/19/11192008/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/19/uber-loob/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-19.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>Oh, Mr. Styx. The trick to dealing with a nemesis is to never let your guard down. And for the love of God, why in pluperfect hell would you even need your porn store receipt anyway? It&#8217;s not like you&#8217;ll be able to claim your Deluxxx Whip back as a business expense.
The thing Mac says [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/19/uber-loob/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-19.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>Oh, Mr. Styx. The trick to dealing with a nemesis is to never let your guard down. And for the love of God, why in pluperfect hell would you even need your porn store receipt anyway? It&#8217;s not like you&#8217;ll be able to claim your Deluxxx Whip back as a business expense.</p>
<p>The thing Mac says in the final panel is &#8220;concocting.&#8221; This may be unclear due to my handwriting.</p>
<p>23.41. Yeah, this one&#8217;s a bit late. But hey, still same-day!</p>
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		<title>Drinking is brilliant</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/18/drinking-is-brilliant/</link>
		<comments>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/18/drinking-is-brilliant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There won&#8217;t be a comic til later this wednesday for I am drunk!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There won&#8217;t be a comic til later this wednesday for I am drunk!</p>
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		<title>Mug</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/17/mug/</link>
		<comments>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/17/mug/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/17/11172008/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/17/mug/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-17.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>You see, &#8217;cause not only is the word &#8220;mug&#8221; the name of a beaker for the purpose of liquid containing, but also a colloquial term meaning &#8220;simpleton.&#8221;
Aoefe in charge. Isn&#8217;t that something? Mother of the lord, I am so very tired. I intend to sleep until Wednesday. Enjoy!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/17/mug/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-17.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>You see, &#8217;cause not only is the word &#8220;mug&#8221; the name of a beaker for the purpose of liquid containing, but also a colloquial term meaning &#8220;simpleton.&#8221;</p>
<p>Aoefe in charge. Isn&#8217;t that something? Mother of the lord, I am so very tired. I intend to sleep until Wednesday. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Students are rubbish</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/14/students-are-rubbish/</link>
		<comments>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/14/students-are-rubbish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dead-ends.co.uk/?p=377</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/14/students-are-rubbish/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-14.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>I can say this as I was one.
Personally speaking, any comic strip with a pedestrian travel montage and a bread related plot device gets the thumbs up from me. There should be more comic strips involving the going from and getting to places, and then some piss poor punchline about baked goods.
I made so many [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/14/students-are-rubbish/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-14.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>I can say this as I was one.</p>
<p>Personally speaking, any comic strip with a pedestrian travel montage and a bread related plot device gets the thumbs up from me. There should be more comic strips involving the going from and getting to places, and then some piss poor punchline about baked goods.</p>
<p>I made so many mistakes with this strip, artwork wise, and I still think it&#8217;s a bad one, as far as the art is concerned. I promise the next one will be better.</p>
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		<title>Full Stop</title>
		<link>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/12/full-stop/</link>
		<comments>http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/12/full-stop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cos</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/12/11122008/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/12/full-stop/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-12.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p>&#8230;is another name for a period.  And so Dead Ends is back to normal; banality, pub setting, Bernard. Huzzah!
I guess I&#8217;ll see you people on Friday. I will, won&#8217;t I?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dead-ends.co.uk/2008/11/12/full-stop/"><img src="http://dead-ends.co.uk/comicsrss/2008-11-12.jpg" border="0" alt="Comic" /></a></p><p>&#8230;is another name for a period.  And so Dead Ends is back to normal; banality, pub setting, Bernard. Huzzah!</p>
<p>I guess I&#8217;ll see you people on Friday. I will, won&#8217;t I?</p>
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